are you a republican, democrat, or southener

[Wolfe]

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be
found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes
around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah,
raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40,
and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you
and your family. What do you do?
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THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN





















Democrat's Answer:


Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the
man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that
would
inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does
this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely
want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while
he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier,
healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for
few days! and try to come to a consensus.
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Republican's Answer:

BANG!
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Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG! Click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the

Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"

Son: "Can I shoot the next one!"

Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist

[jrlewis0550]

Im from the north, but that last one sounds about right.

[Wolfe]

Yeh, my wife sent me this ans said something along the lines of " I didn't know we were so southern "