Movie Quotes for Drifters

[JoeThaMan]

So, today at my second job we were standing around talking about drifters and I came up with a variations of movie quotes for drifters..

Dodgeball - If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball

My Quote: If you can hit a curb, you can drift a car

Fast and the Furious - live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less, I'm free.

My Quote: I live my life one curb at a time. Nothin else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. For those 2 tires or less, I'm free.

So, what you guys got?

[ra24man]

The Force is strong with this one...
The drift is long with this one.

One ring...to rule them all...
One curb...to rule them all (weaksause I know)

I'm tired of these mutha f@#kin snakes, on this mutha f@#kin plane...
I'm 'tired' of these mutha f@#king treads, on these mutha f@#kin wheels

^my personal favorite^