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Old 05-08-2008, 02:22 PM   #1 (permalink)
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i got into a fight today...
i got into a fight today...

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There I was on my way to work ...
getting into a fight was the farthest thing from my mind ...

It wasn't even on the horizon ... I was in a great mood ...
and then .. I rear-ended the car in front of me.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver
gets out of the other car ... (and you know how when you
get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get kinda funny)?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it ... he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, he looks up at me and shouts,
'I AM NOT HAPPY!'

So, I look down at him and say,

'Well, which one are you then?'

That's when the fight started.
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Old 05-09-2008, 09:13 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Did the little guy kick your butt?
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Old 05-09-2008, 09:18 AM   #3 (permalink)
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it was a joke...
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Old 05-09-2008, 10:12 AM   #4 (permalink)
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it was a joke...
Yeah, an old one
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Old 05-09-2008, 03:04 PM   #5 (permalink)
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for sure, it still makes me laugh though.
I think my favorite joke of all time is:
(drummroll please)

whats red black and white and has trouble getting through revolving doors?
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a nun with a spear through her head
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Old 05-11-2008, 08:16 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 05-16-2008, 12:22 AM   #7 (permalink)
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ROFL FIRST TIME I HEARD THIS HAHAHAHA
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Old 05-19-2008, 10:08 AM   #8 (permalink)
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haha that was a good one!!
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